Have You Been Living Under a Rock?
I like living under a rock!
I spent the past few days with my family. During that time I made a conscious effort to be UN-informed. I didn’t check my email. I didn’t read the newspaper and I avoided television news. So when I gave a quizzical look when someone mentioned a friend was just getting in from a 2 day delay because of Midwestern snow problems he quipped, “What, Have you been living under a rock?”
So, I made a list of all the advantages of subgeological dwelling spaces and I share them here with you.
1. No utility bills.
2. Neighbors never stay long.
3. My pants are ALWAYS pressed.
4. No need for air conditioning.
5. It keeps me firmly “grounded.”
6. Lot’s of Prudential endorsements.
7. LOW property taxes.
8. Never needs painting.
9. No environmental impact.
10.Excellent SPF!
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Sorry, couldn’t resist.